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“What would happen if astrophysicist
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mel Brooks collaborated in a retelling of the creation of the universe?
It might be something as hilariously charming as How Mrs. God and I Created the Universe.
Even the initial reviews
will leave you in stitches . . .
“To my dying day, I believe he had something to do with that asteroid.”
– Mr. T-Rex
“Sure. Us yellow sponges just floated aimlessly around. We were homeless.”
– Bob
“We would have had no trouble completing the job on time. But the change orders were killing us.”
– Seven Day Construction Co.
“We put a great band together. Then he sucks all the air out of space. No one could hear us. All we wanted was a little air-time.”
– The Star Fusion Sound Machine
“I followed the script. I sang. I cajoled. I was convincing. And what did it get me?
– The Eden Snake
“It’s upsetting. They played so well together when they were little.”
– Adam
“Stop with the Green Men already.”
– Mars
“Who says size doesn’t matter.”
– The “Late” Planet Pluto
“Mrs. God takes one look at us and immediately conceives Bouillabaisse.”
– The Mollusk Society
“His first words to me were ‘just don’t make any waves.’”
– The Moon
“You mean if I had just a three-letter name, all of this could have been mine.”
– Alpha Centauri
“I’m glad we shared the apple. That left the lemon for the grilled salmon.”
– Eve
