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will leave you in stitches . . .
“What would happen if astrophysicist
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mel Brooks collaborated in a retelling of the creation of the universe?
It might be something as hilariously charming as How Mrs. God and I Created the Universe.
“To my dying day, I believe he had something to do with that asteroid.”
– Mr. T-Rex
“We would have had no trouble completing the job on time. But the change orders were killing us.”
– Seven Day Construction Co.
“I followed the script. I sang. I cajoled. I was convincing. And what did it get me?
– The Eden Snake
“Sure. Us yellow sponges just floated aimlessly around. We were homeless.”
“We put a great band together. Then he sucks all the air out of space. No one could hear us. All we wanted was a little air-time.”
– The Star Fusion Sound Machine
“It’s upsetting. They played so well together when they were little.”
“Stop with the Green Men already.”
“Mrs. God takes one look at us and immediately conceives Bouillabaisse.”
– The Mollusk Society
“Who says size doesn’t matter.”
– The “Late” Planet Pluto
“His first words to me were ‘just don’t make any waves.’”
– The Moon
“You mean if I had just a three-letter name, all of this could have been mine.”
– Alpha Centauri
“I’m glad we shared the apple. That left the lemon for the grilled salmon.”